Cody: "Hey, is that a...?
Me: "What? What are you looking at?"
Cody: "You have one gray hair."
Me: "Thanks for pointing it out, ass hole. I already know."
Cody: "Wow you aren't even 30 and already have your first gray hair."
Me: (Really wanting to put a fist in the hubby's big mouth) "Well, at least I still have hair, as you lost yours by the age of 21. So, shove it, you old fart."