"There is bird poop on my house table outside. Those birds need to find somewhere else to poop."
Mommy: "Are you sick? Your nose is runny."
Addy: "I can't see my nose."
Mommy: "What's wrong with your booty?"
Addy: "Nothing. Sometimes it itches, that's all."
Addy: "I stunk up the whole bathroom."
Addy: "Eligh doesn't need toilet paper when he pees, just his tackywacker."