Eligh: "I poooooppp. Mom, I pooop!!!! It's a big one."
Mommy: "Ok, bud, can you get a wipe, please? Just press the button."
Daddy gets up and meets Eligh in the bathroom so I continue playing with the girls.
Daddy: "Can you wipe your butt?"
Daddy: "Bud, you have to wipe the hole, it's in the middle."
I lost my shit (excuse the pun).
I do NOT think daddy should be in charge of directions from now on.