Do you really want to hear about coughing so hard and so much that involves vomiting? You don't? Ok, neither do I, nor do I want it in my house ANY more, dammit!
So instead, I bring you some recent comments from my crazy little monkeys (none of these comments have been altered as I wrote them down word for word as soon as I heard them):
Addy: "I farted and it was a quiet one." (aka:silent but deadly)
Kinsley: "I want cereal for dinner...I'm not kidding!" (dammit, you better take me serious or else)
Addy: "Daddy, can I sit on your head? Like a butt head. It's a butt head. Non-stop laughing." (the
literal meaning of butt head).
Psssttt...the diva has a birthday in five short days. Start sending in your questions now. I promise you will enjoy her answers.