Please do the following:
- Tell your brother and sister they are a bad girl or boy
- Continue to act like a vampire
- Shut all of the doors
- Steal your siblings' toys, then run and laugh at them for crying
- Take 20 books off of your bookshelf and stash them in your bed. Refuse to clean them up.
- Yell, "Addyson!!!!" until your sister wakes up
- Poke and touch your sister during meal times
If you follow all of these commands, I will reward you with a cookie, ok?
Your crazy overworked Mommy