Get your dirty little minds out of the gutter. I do NOT want to know about ahem. Slap yourself in the face for thinking those dirty thoughts, and get back to what "normal" people think, ok?
A recent conversation with Addy:
Addy: Mommy, I'm a big girl.
Mommy: Yes, you are. But, I want you to be a little girl still.
Addy: (whining) But, I WANT to be a big girl.
Mommy: Ok, Addy you are a big girl. Mommy, just wants you all to stay little forever so you can stay home with me every day.
Addy: I want to stay home with you.
Daddy: Addy, you are going to be going to school soon.
Addy: (scared) I don't want to go to school, I want to stay home with you, mommy.
Daddy: But, you'll have to go to school some day.
Addy: (tears running down her face)
Mommy: Addy, don't worry. You don't have to go to school for a long time.
Addy: Mommy, can I be little? I don't want to be a big girl any more.
Mommy wins - Addy is staying little forever.