I was in the process of washing dishes and he insisted on standing right next to me the entire time. If I moved a little to the right, he moved to. The whole time I'm thinking, please don't pee on me, please.
Mommy: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Eligh: "Umm...touching my tallywacker."
Eligh: "Because it is funny." (giggles and big smile)
And the penis tugging begins.