Daddy gives directions

Eligh:  "I poooooppp.  Mom, I pooop!!!!  It's a big one."
Mommy:  "Ok, bud, can you get a wipe, please?  Just press the button."
Daddy gets up and meets Eligh in the bathroom so I continue playing with the girls.
Daddy:  "Can you wipe your butt?"
Eligh:  "Yep."
Daddy:  "Bud, you have to wipe the hole, it's in the middle."

I lost my shit (excuse the pun). 


I do NOT think daddy should be in charge of directions from now on.