Addy speaks

"There is bird poop on my house table outside.  Those birds need to find somewhere else to poop."

 

Mommy:  "Are you sick?  Your nose is runny."

Addy:  "I can't see my nose."

Mommy:  "What's wrong with your booty?"

Addy:  "Nothing.  Sometimes it itches, that's all."

Addy:  "I stunk up the whole bathroom."

Addy:  "Eligh doesn't need toilet paper when he pees, just his tackywacker."