Crapping your pants

If you live in this house you need an understanding of the various meanings of "crapping your pant."

Scenario 1:  

"I crapped my pants."  (Farting)

Scenario 2:

"I'm about to crap my pants."  (Run as fast as you can to the bathroom or else....)

Scenario 3:

Kinsley:  "Daddy!!!!"

Daddy:  Goes to the bathroom, talks to Kinsley (I can't hear too far away), goes upstairs.

Mommy:  "Did Kinsley forget to wipe?"

Daddy:  "Yep, she C-R-A-P-P-E-D her pants."

Kinsley:  "Daddy, I crapped my pants."