Lunch time jokes:
"When I was a milk a baby, I drank milk."
"When I was a piece of pizza..."
"When I was an ice cream cone..."
"When I was an egg, I became a duck."
"When I was a baby, I was a tooda."
Do you know what is even funnier?
Pretending to play catch with an imaginary ball.
(After each "joke," you have to scream and fall over with laughter. You just must!)