Talking Tuesday - The ants go marching

Mommy:  "Where are all these boogers coming from?"
Eligh:  "The ants."
Mommy:  "The ants?!"
Eligh:  "Yeah!  The ants march into my room and throw boogers into my nose.  That's how."

Talking Tuesday - wag

Addy: "Mommy, I want Merida wag to wear on my head. It's orange, ok?"

Eligh: "I'm tired on lemonade it makes me too adorable."

Talking Tuesday - turkey hunting

Eligh refusing to eat and making grunting noises.  

Mommy:  "Eligh, you need to eat.  Quit with the noises, please."

Eligh:  "I'm trying to get the worms out of my belly."

Addy:  "Kinsley, punch daddy in the sac when he gets home."

Addy:  "When I get big, I want to be a doctor."

Eligh:  "When I get  really big, I want to go turkey hunting."

Talking Tuesday - mommy edition

Mommy:  "What do you think about having a fourth child?"

What the fricketyfrack is wrong with me?  I have baby fever something serious and hubby is less than four weeks away from his snip snip surgery. 

Talking Tuesday #12

Eligh checking himself out in the mirror:  "I look GOOD with this hair!"

Talking Tuesday #11 - pecker edition

Addyson:  "Mommy, I hear a pecker!" (woodpecker) 

Kinsley:  "Mommy, my tackywacker hurts.  Wait, I don't have a tackywacker.  I'm not a boy!"

Talking Tuesday #10 - Hard life

Hubby was able to miss work if he went fishing, yes, you read that right.  So, he went fishing with some guys from work and even brought Eligh along for the day.  The boys were gone from morning until mid afternoon.  Soon as they got back towards home they met me and the girls at Addy's friend's house to celebrate her birthday, which involved the kids playing outside for a couple of hours (bikes, motorized vehicles, treasure hunting, sand digging, etc).  We all ate dinner, had cake, opened gifts, and then Cody and I took the twins to their first t-ball practice (instructional practice inside a gym).

After t-ball, we had to go pick up Addy. 

As we were driving I asked Eligh, "Hey, bud, did you have a good day today?"

Eligh:  "It was a hard day, mom."

To be young again and only have to play all day....

Talking Tuesday #9 - Kinsley informs

"If I didn't have a mouth, I couldn't talk."

"I have a thumb.  Do you have a thumb?"

"Daddy loves mommy."

Talking Tuesday #8 - Guns

 While in the store, Eligh spots an elder man walking with a cane...

Eligh:  "THAT GUY HAS A GUN!!!!  I WANT A GUN!!!!"

Daddy:  "Eligh, that is not a gun, it's a cane.  Don't be so loud."

Eligh (shouting even louder than before):  "HEY MAN!  WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN?!"

This could have gone sooo horribly wrong if important ears would have overheard.  

Talking Tuesday #6

Eligh:  "You scared the poop out of me!"

Eligh: (using the potty, singing)  "There's something in my pants, pants, pants."

Addyson:  "When I get big I want to be a fireman, a doctor, and recycle things."  "Wait, I want to be a mom and a teacher." 

Talking Tuesday #5 - girls only edition

Addyson:  "Why did you marry daddy?" 


Kinsley:  "Daddy has silly hair." (look at a picture of daddy when he was 18) 

Kinsley:  "It's going time."

Addyson:  "Mommy I grew bigger when I was sleeping in your room."

Kinsley:  "Are you going to eat that hula hoop?"  (an onion in my salad)

Talking Tuesday #4

Addy:  "Eligh pinched me!"

Eligh:  "What the heck am I doing?"

Eligh picks a booger and responds, "Ewww....it's poop!"

Kinsley:  "Mom, I'm not going to eat my booger any more."


These kiddos are classy.

Talking Tuesday #3

Addy:  "I wish everyone could sit on a cloud."

Kinsley:  "I have booty fingers."  

Eligh and Kinsley:  "Pawseeee, Pawseeee"  (say this one out loud, I know I should NOT laugh and it is totally inappropriate, but this is how they try and get Paws' attention)